Monday, January 17, 2011
Humour in the Court Please!!!
(Exchanges between MACC's Abdul Razak & Dr. Porntip)
ABDUL RAZAK: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
PORNTIP: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
ABDUL RAZAK: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
PORNTIP: All of them.... The live ones put up too much of a fight. _______________________________________
ABDUL RAZAK: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
PORNTIP: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ABDUL RAZAK: And Teoh Beng Hock was dead at the time?
PORNTIP: If not, he was by the time I finished.
And the best for last:
ABDUL RAZAK: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
ABDUL RAZAK: Did you check for blood pressure?
ABDUL RAZAK: Did you check for breathing?
ABDUL RAZAK: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
ABDUL RAZAK: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
PORNTIP: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ABDUL RAZAK: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
PORNTIP: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
Posted by JOE CHELLIAH @ JOHAMI ABDULLAH at 12:01 PM