Humour in the Court Please!!!

(Exchanges between MACC's Abdul Razak & Dr. Porntip)


ABDUL RAZAK: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?


PORNTIP: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ABDUL RAZAK: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

PORNTIP: All of them.... The live ones put up too much of a fight. _______________________________________

ABDUL RAZAK: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

PORNTIP: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

ABDUL RAZAK: And Teoh Beng Hock was dead at the time?

PORNTIP: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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And the best for last:

ABDUL RAZAK: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

PORNTIP: No.

ABDUL RAZAK: Did you check for blood pressure?

PORNTIP: No.

ABDUL RAZAK: Did you check for breathing?

PORNTIP: No.

ABDUL RAZAK: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

PORNTIP: No.

ABDUL RAZAK: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

PORNTIP: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ABDUL RAZAK: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

PORNTIP: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.